It seems people have some interesting snippets and deeply meaningful inquiries that lead them here to Once Upon Stilettos….ok fine, they’re 85% inquiries on that damn Starbucks vegan brownie (and generally misspelled). DO NOT EAT IT! I REPEAT: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONSUME THE VEGAN BROWNIE AT STARBUCKS! Nonetheless, let me attempt to sort out today’s search terms.
Search terms so far today:
“creme bre la dessert”: It’s Crème Brulee. Yummy. Eat lots.
“single muslimah”: Ahem. I know quite a few, all of them very amazing but whoever you are, O Googler of Girls, you should know you cannot find them on Google.
“isheeta girls”: See above.
“strong wind blows skirts up photos video“: EXCUSE YOU! Is your mother proud of you??? Furthermore, you will find no such things here mister!
“vegan brownie starbucks”: *shudder*
“starbucks vegan brownee“: *shudder*
“vegan brownies“: *shudder*
“why cant 2 people who love each other be”: Why indeed?
“Starbuck Vegan Brownie”: *shudder*
“white mini cooper”: I’d prefer red but I will accept one in white as well, thank ye muchly.
“what does bringing sexy back mean”: It means an hour on the treadmill, a manicure, and a cute dress. It also means Justin Timberlake is rich.
“hang around after work”: Apples. It means they eat apples.
“starbucks vegan brownie”: *shudder* (Seriously people, how are there so many of you so curious today about this brownie?)
“what does jimmy rogers on the victrola u”: When you find out, please do let us know.
12 responses so far ↓
Sally // June 13, 2007 at 3:20 pm |
Hilarious!
brookem // June 13, 2007 at 3:25 pm |
“strong wind blows skirts up photos video”: EXCUSE YOU! Is your mother proud of you??? Furthermore, you will find no such things here mister!
hahaha.
princess banter // June 13, 2007 at 3:40 pm |
vegan starbucks brownie? what. the. hell? does anyone eat that at all?
Beth // June 13, 2007 at 4:04 pm |
I was the one who wanted to know what bringing sexy back meant. Thanks for filling me in! J/K.
But seriously, I hope whoever that was gets clued in! And I also hope that everyone takes your advice and stays away from the vegan brownies. Ugh!
Ruby // June 13, 2007 at 4:31 pm |
Sally: I’m curious as to why these people are searching for some of this!
brookem: tsk tsk eh?
princess b: I sincerely hope they do not, its ridiculously awful.
Beth: I knew it! Ah well, whatever brings you to meeeeeeeeeee!
AKA // June 13, 2007 at 6:49 pm |
Mayyyybe, these people looking for the horribly-gross vegan brownie (which yours truly got duped into eating thinking that it just couldn’t be THAT bad, especially when you’re craving chocolate-anything) are trying to figure out just what the hell went into making this “dessert” so their curiosity has lead them to Google it..!
Aliana // June 13, 2007 at 7:55 pm |
lol
You beat me to this post. I have something like this lined up in my drafts.
Sarah // June 13, 2007 at 11:24 pm |
The fact that wordpress gives you this information at your fingertips makes me want to switch platforms. But I’m so nice and comfy over at Blogger….
Yummy Sushi Pajamas // June 15, 2007 at 12:04 am |
The last one is a quote from Alana Myles’ Black Velvet – a song you only know if you’re uberdorky like me…..
Ruby // June 15, 2007 at 1:01 pm |
AKA: Oh no please don’t tell me you ate that horrific thing too!
Aliana: I’d love to see your list of searches, it has to be very different than this one!
Sarah: I knwo you’re comfy but…WP has better coffee and comfier armchairs!
YSP:OMG! OMG! It is from Black Velvet! I love love love love that song, you are so not uberdorky for loving it! You are uberawesome!
Art is the proper task of life // June 15, 2007 at 5:57 pm |
[...] These are not even half as interesting as the one’s that Ruby is getting. Aliana @ 11:57 am [filed under Ain't it [...]
jameswillisisthebest // September 8, 2007 at 10:32 pm |
This is my first post
just saying HI