“What if she brings her own chair?”

I have always thought that my younger brother must have been dropped a lot when he was a baby. On his head.

He’s been on and off with this girl for years, while my parents know about her they don’t like her and don’t acknowledge the relationship. My brother thinks he might possibly want to bring her to the wedding if they’re dating in November but if they’re not he won’t. He doesn’t want me to put her on the guest list or send her an invite…he wants to see how things are with them that week and decide. I explained how I needed to send invites, order food, favors etc and he responded with “If things are good with us that day and I bring her, if she brings her own chair and doesn’t eat then its fine right?”

Ummmm…no. No its not fine.

I can just picture this girl rolling up in the middle of my wedding with her folding chair and setting up shop behind my brother with her McDonald’s dinner and, as always, leaving a trail of glitter in her wake.